This is America!

The ZOOPERSTARS! gave a crowd-pleasing third round appearance tonight on the hit TV show AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. The program turned into a cross Atlantic sparing match, capped by Jerry Springer bounding onto stage and exclaiming "This IS America!" Two of the three judges don't buy the act, though "the Hoff" seems fanatic in his support. Tonight's show leaves several questions: Will the loveable inflatables make it to the next round? Will one British judge literally harpoon the shapes, as he threatened? Who made the Zooperstars costumes? Apparently we have manufactured controversy as well as entertaining, high-quality mascots. Good luck Zooperstars!